So last week, comedian Bovi ran into the CEO of UBA bank, Tony Elumelu at the club and decided to impress the billionaire by asking him what he wanted to drink.
Well, the next few seconds of the billionaire contemplating on what to take sent chills down the spine of the comedian with is atm card in his pocket even feeling the pulse of his heartbeat just before Tony Elumelu demanded just what Bovi described as a common beer parlor beverage.
Here is how he narrated his experience through a post on his Instagram page;
“Ran into @tonyoelumelu in the club last week. Instead of me to just respect myself and greet and pass, I asked “oga what will you like to drink? It’s on me. Anything”. I was expecting a swift “no thank you”. The next thing Oga put his fingers on his chin thinking . He looked to the adjacent table where some ladies had a bucket of champagne. My spirit ran and left me. Hey God, who send me? This man is about to order the rarest and most vintage bottle; some French name I can’t even pronounce. Something I’ve never heard of. My debit card in my pocket started to run temperature. My bladder was full. My mouth was dry. My blood pressure was up. Instead of me to ask for family sponsorship, I went to ask a billionaire what he wants to drink and he was contemplating it. All this was like three seconds but it seemed like forever. With a smile oga turned to me and said “I will have a $&@;?).” Phew! Normal alcoholic beverage. Mtshewww! Normal beer parlor drink and I almost died for nothing. With a loud voice I shouted “bartender! Bring one crate of @($:&: for my chairman!”Of course he was going to have only one bottle. But I had to act like I wanted to spend like Fire.”